Frogsite: Prayers

Introduction

Praying for frogs makes sense! (God listens!)

Prayers

You can easily combine your love for frogs with your religion. I generally try to include the frogs in my prayers. Each prayer makes Heaven a little bit more aware that the frogs of Earth need help.

The basic frog prayer:

Dear God, Save All Frogs. Amen.

Addressing the issue of global frog decline:

Dear God, Save All Frogs From Extinction. Amen.

Addressing the issue of the barbaric and cruel pithing of frogs:

Dear God, Save All Frogs From Being Pithed. Amen.

Asking Jesus to give His kingdom to the frog people:

Dear Jesus, Grant All Frogs Thy Kingdom. Amen.

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Don't be shy: Practise praying for the frogs! You might feel stupid at first, but after a few days of seriously praying for the aid of the frog, you'll feel perfectly natural about it. And, God really needs to know that the frogs need help!